Archives for February 2010

One particular occupation that can’t be enjoyable is the bill collector. These people are shrewd and will stop at nothing to collect a debt. Most of the population can relate to this, from that fact that billions of dollars get written off every year.

I think the majority of people want to pay, but since collectors use distracting tones and bizarre methods, it’s very difficult to cooperate with them.

Nobody wants to be yelled at or ridiculed about how money is spent here and not there, with there meaning credit card companies and other financial institutions.

If bill collectors and creditors really want to improve the collecting dilemma, then why not take a lesson from the phone sex people. The phone sex industry is one of the highest grossing businesses running today.

What’s needed in collection offices around the world are individuals with extremely sensual voices – like Jenna Jameson.

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Hi, hello and welcome to News From Cook's Corner! I'm Steve Cook, and we're digging out of yet another winter storm here in the NKY.

We've had twenty more inches of snow in February than we usually get (oh, and the month's barely half over, so that kind of tells you something)

So I have to part ways with my fellow liberals and say Bring On Global Warming! Enough of this cold and this snow and ice and all this other nonsense.

So what if the ice caps melt? I want it nice and hot so I don't have to shovel snow and feel like I blew out my knee and broke my back in the process.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good as I write this. Seriously though, I am moving to a tropical climate as soon as it becomes economically feasible.

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"Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection and attachment. The word 'love' can refer to.

A variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I love being the centre of attention") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my wife")."

In the true spirit of Valentine’s Day, I thought, what would be better than to pay tribute to one of MMA’s most likeable and least controversial husband and wife teams Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson?

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Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson arrive for Tito's birthday celebration at Lavo Nightclub in Las Vegas on February 7, 2010.

Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz's 35th birthday celebration at Lavo Nightclub in Las Vegas yesterday wearing a crocheted pant suit. Yup, you read that right. See more pics after the jump!

The 70s-inspired ensemble included hideous orange and turquoise horizontal stripes. Who wears that kind of thing? Oh, yeah. Former porn stars. No only is her outfit unattractive, so is her hair. The Princess Leia look only works if you appear in a Star Wars film. Not on the red carpet.