Uh-oh. Jenna Jameson's boyfriend has been arrested for domestic violence at the couple's house, and Jameson says she's pressing charges. I'm still holding out hope.

That Kate Hudson didn't really get a boob job, mostly because the latest photo proves nothing. (Although the pregnancy rumours have been shot down.

And her rep is remaining strangely silent. And yet, I don't care! Hey, if I can keep the hope alive for an Arrested Development movie, this will be a piece of cake....)

In other just-as-unbelievable Kate Hudson news, she reportedly got cozy with Radiohead's Thom Yorke at Coachella.

Aaron Johnson (the 19-year-old star of Kick-Ass) tries to explain his relationship with a pregnant 43-year-old. I still don't get it.

Chad Michael Murray is publishing a graphic novel? He knows he just played a writer on One Tree Hill, right? The Glee concert tour just keeps sounding more and more awesome.

I want to go to there. Good news, ladies! Jesse James is out of rehab -- and not wearing his wedding ring. Commence swooning --- now!

Dina Lohan says that Lindsay and Ali are getting restraining orders out against their father. Meanwhile, I can't believe it's taken Lindsay this long to get banned from a club. Usually, you throw one drink and you're out. Err, not that I know this from personal experience or anything. Why, what have you heard?!?

-M.I.A. has released a new music video and, um, wow. Definitely NSFW -- it's already been pulled from YouTube. I'm gonna have nightmares about that one for weeks. Couldn't she just go back to making videos that looked like she ate a box of Crayolas and then puked all over the set? Those were good times!

According to a new book, Russell Crowe is just as nuts as I'd always secretly suspected/hoped. Carrie Mulligan is the latest actress rumoured to be starring in the Hollywood version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  Hmmm...I don't know about that one. I love her, but Salander needs to be badass and punk. Carrie Mulligan just makes me want to sit down to high tea.

Donald Trump has apparently become an expert on Bret Michaels' condition. Weird. -I love that Christina Aguilera got angry at an interviewer for coughing while she was talking. She immediately tried to play it off, but I've never found her more interesting than in those two seconds of diva-ish irritation. Embrace the 'tude, Xtina!